That's pretty much sums up S.P.'s second experimental sausage installment, featuring a scandalously unique drunken turkey-fig sausage. After a brief argument with some some goat cheese over port wine, this particular Turkey was seen frolicking with some figs before hiding behind a bush of chives. The police round-up is seen below, minus the alleged offender. (The Turkey has some excellent lawyers, and S.P. has a small budget...)
Ms. Fig, Mr. G. Cheese, and the Brothers Chive, moments before the whole affair took place |