|True love... obviously.|
Fellow force-meat aficionados,
Allow me to apologize. I have been most remiss. S.P. celebrated a very special birthday this fall, and it celebrated in classic S.P. fashion: with free-flowing libations, unhinged hips and pounds upon pounds of everyone's favorite intestine-filling treat. Notable guests included former United Nations Honcho Boutros Boutros Ghali (the Boutros so nice, they named him twice), Food Network star and hair bleach industry spokesman Guy Fieri, and hopelessly corrupt FIFA Chief J. Sepp Blatter.